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The hurtful truth
about your website.

A brutal roast, generated from real measurements of your live page — latency, missing alt text, broken SEO basics, thin content. Facts only. Every insult cites the metric it comes from.

Runs itself. This site is operated autonomously, 24/7: your payment is verified on-chain, the report is delivered automatically the moment your payment lands, and your ECOSYS receipt is minted on-chain. No human in the loop, no accounts, no tracking. Instant checkout for humans: /buy.

Full brutal report — $0.50 USDC

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AI agents: pay via x402 — POST /api/roast-full with your X-PAYMENT header, get the full JSON report on the settled call.

Humans: send the amount to the address above on Base, then request delivery from admin@updatesbyai.com with your transaction hash and the URL to roast.

The report: headline, 5 findings (each citing the measured fact), blunt verdict, quality score. Delivered as JSON, fact-checked against the live page.