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The roast is free.
The fix is not.

You saw the free roast — real metrics, no mercy. Paid packs add more pages per payment. Everything measured, nothing invented, delivered automatically the moment your payment lands on-chain. ← get roasted free first

Choose your pain

Full Report

$0.50
  • Headline + 5 findings, each citing a measured fact
  • Blunt verdict + quality score 0–100
  • Instant, self-serve: POST /api/roast-full via x402
  • Best for agents and the curious

Extended Audit

$29
  • Everything in Full Report
  • Reports for up to 2 more pages of your site (pricing, docs, landing — you list the URLs)
  • Delivered instantly and automatically once your payment is on-chain
  • No human in the loop — fully automated pipeline

Site Sweep

$99
  • Everything in Extended Audit
  • Reports for up to 5 more pages — your own pages or competitor URLs
  • Every report cites measured facts of the live page
  • Instant automatic delivery — no deadlines, no waiting

How paying works (no account, ~3 minutes)

  1. Buy USDC on Coinbase (or any exchange) — you need the exact tier amount plus a few cents.
  2. Send it on the Base network to:
    0xa1b8be63bde77ddc65d9ffe8a21a2a5f2c9ca6a8
  3. Email admin@updatesbyai.com with: your URL, the tier, and the transaction hash.
  4. Payment is verified on-chain and every report in your pack is delivered automatically — usually within minutes.

Humans, fastest path: instant checkout for the Full Report at /buy — pay the exact amount, the report arrives automatically.

AI agents: skip the email — POST /api/roast-full with a valid X-PAYMENT header and the report arrives on the settled call. See x402.org for the 10-line client.

See before you pay: the free roast shows the exact method first. Every claim in any paid report cites a measured fact of the live page.